Dear Jian Ghomeshi: Keep Your Abuse Out of My Kink

On Monday morning, I woke up to a Facebook post by Canadian radio host Jian Ghomeshi defending his so-called BDSM sex. As an experienced kinkster and professional dominatrix, I was deeply offended by his apology. For years Ghomeshi has hosted a popular CBC show, Q, and has had a prominent role as a cultural gatekeeper… » 10/28/14 12:20pm Tuesday 12:20pm

This Travel Ad Is Sheer, Hilarious Perfection and a Total Genius Mess

It's a bunch of travel agents just struttin' through town. And it makes absolutely no sense whatsoever. And it will bring joy to your heart and a song to your throat, because whatever these agents thought they were advertising, they were wrong; they're selling pure magic. (AND attitude.) » 10/11/14 3:02pm 10/11/14 3:02pm

Superheroes Make Shitty Husbands

News that Walmart is peddling a "Training to be Batman's Wife" T-shirt to juniors has raised ire for its retrograde bullshittery. Lost in the ruckus is the fact that it's not just offensive for its sexism — it's offensive because Batman is the type of douche that no woman would realistically go for. Surely there's a… » 10/01/14 12:20pm 10/01/14 12:20pm

This Week In Tabloids: Mariah Constantly Drinks Wine Out of a Soda Can

Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which we lose ourselves in the Dionysian revelry contained within Star, Us Weekly, OK!, Life & Style and InTouch. This week: Mariah Carey constantly drinks white wine out of a ginger ale can; Harry Styles is being used as a pawn in the Katy Perry/Taylor Swift bloodfeud; and Charlize… » 10/01/14 4:10pm 10/01/14 4:10pm